Patial peg

Let me tell you the story of "PATIALA PEG" to illustrate this:

Once upon a  time The Maharaja of Patiala, an avid sportsman, invited the Irish team; "The Viceroy's Pride", to play a friendly match of tent pegging. It was then that he invented the famous "Patiala Peg" to trick the Irish team into drinking more than they could handle so his own team could win. And guess what....THEY WON!!

So, in a way booze helped us humiliate the Goras.....I mean, How, on the land of five rivers, can you not be proud of that. Point being its hereditary. We really can handle our booze well. AND NO NOT ALL PUNJABIS DRINK!!